"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]
This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and still no Oscar
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality